You’ve all heard the traditional 12 Days of Christmas song. And you always think you’re not going to join in, but you do. So after some time living in South Africa, here’s a South African version for you to sing along to. Drum roll please….
Twelve Days of South African Christmas
On the twelfth Day of South African Christmas, my true love gave to me..
Twelve vuvuzelas trumpeting
Eleven languages chattering
Ten springboks springing
Nine rhinos charging
Eight boerewors braaing
Seven Saffers singing
Six bolts of lightning
Five cape wines
Four hadedas*
Three crowned cranes*
Two weaver birds*
and
An elephant on safari!
If you’re not too familiar yet with South Africa, here’s a rundown of the things listed in our African 12 Days of Christmas:
12 Vuvuzelas
In case you’re wondering what a vuvuzela is, it’s a loud (almost as loud and annoying as a hadeda) trumpet that is often sounded at football matches.
11 Languages
Did you know that South Africa has eleven official languages? They are Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Pedi, Sotho, Swati, Tshonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa and Zulu.
10 Springboks Springing
As well as being 2019’s Rugby world cup winners, the springbok is a dear like animal that jumps or springs along.
9 Rhinos and an Elephant on Safari
If you’re visiting Southern Africa, do try to book a safari. It’s a magical experience. As well as springboks, you can hope to see both rhinos and elephants. You can read more about safaris here, here and here.
8 Boerewors Braaing
A Boerewors is a gigantic sausage literal translation: boer/farmer sausage. These are popular at pretty much any type of gathering, rugby matches, barbecues (known as braais in South Africa) and parties.
Seven Saffers Singing
Saffer is slang for South African and if you’ve never heard a Saffer sing, check out the Ndlovu Youth Choir. Just beautiful.
Six Bolts of Lightning
Johannesburg is highly susceptible to lightning strikes. We experience plenty of electrical storms as part and parcel of the four seasons in one day kind of weather that Johannesburg is famous for.
5 Cape Wines
South Africa is famous for its delicious wines, they are both bountiful and by international standards, inexpensive. Franschhoek is one of our favourite places to visit. And on a Christmas related note, we reckon that Father Christmas has an African hideaway at Beau Constantia vineyard, you can read more about that theory here.
4 Hadedas, 3 Crowned Cranes and 2 weaver birds
Hadedas, Weavers and Blue Cranes are all local birds, you can read more about them in the post High Maintenance Chick. Alternatively you can hear what a hadeda sounds like in A South African Hadeda Alarm Clock.

And an Elephant on Safari
We loved seeing elephants on safari. They are majestic creatures. Find our more about some of our South African safari experiences here.
You can read our Expat Christmas Carol, We Four Expats here.
Love the 5 Cape wines!!
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The wine here is certainly worth writing home about. Cheers!
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