Mile High Living

Zombie Breakfast
As established in the post Happy Expat Wife, Happy Expat Life, I’m rubbish at drawing.  Sweetpea has kindly contributed this doodle of a sunburnt zombie family waiting forever for their breakfast eggs (or brains) to boil.

There are a few quirks to mile high living.  I covered the zombie skin we get in Jo’burg’s crackling dry winter months in the post High Altitude, Dry Altitude, but there are are other things about life on the Highveld that you might be interested to know about. 

Dry Altitude

In addition to zombie skin, dehydration is something to watch out for. Unlike more humid climates where you find that your sweat glands have sweat glands, the dehydration here is stealthy. Because your sweat evaporates so effortlessly (rather than running down your back or into your eyes) you probably won’t realise how much moisture you’re losing. Dehydration IS very real though, so be sure to drink plenty of water, especially if you are enjoying any of the local wines or craft beers.  If you don’t, you will look AND feel like a zombie.

It might also be worth investing a couple of humidifiers for your bedroom to help with the dry skin problem and to protect any valuable wooden furniture from cracking. A alternative is to fill saucers with water and place them under your furniture. 

 

Johannesburg will Shock You

…and I’m not talking about crime or poverty.  You may be shocked by another effect of the dry altitude – literally. Because the air is so dry up here, there is far more static electricity. You probably won’t notice it during the summer months when it often rains, but in winter the air is bone dry. Winter is when you are most prone zombie skin, terrible hangovers and multiple daily jolts of electricity.  Opening the car door is quite hazardous – it shocks me nearly every time.

 

Altitude Sickness

Technically we are not high up enough to get actual altitude sickness, however, you might feel a bit off during your first couple of days here if you’ve come from sea level. If you’ve just flown long haul you could mistake the mild effects of altitude for jet lag.

 

Kitchen Conundrums

Because the atmospheric pressure is different you may need to adjust your cooking times. They say a watched pot never boils, well on the Highveld it’s truer. At sea level it takes 3 minutes 29 seconds to boil a medium, room temperature egg.  At 1753m above sea level (Jo’burg’s altitude), it takes 4 minutes 22 seconds – almost a minute longer!  You can find out how long it should take to boil an egg wherever you are HERE.

 

Ultraviolet

The sun is strong up here.  Sunscreen and shades are your friends.

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…So, basically, when you first arrive here, take note of the above or you will end up as a dehydrated, sunburnt, slightly tired and/or nauseous zombie doomed to wait for eternity (well a bit longer than usual) for your boiled egg breakfast.

These are the quirks of mile high living that I’ve come across. Let me know if I’ve missed any.

6 thoughts on “Mile High Living

  1. zimbo64 May 31, 2016 / 8:20 am

    Shocking! I can tell you that is one of the things I remember the most when we first arrived in Johannesburg! Shopping trolleys (especially the metal ones) had me cursing in the aisles of PicknPay. The kids love to slide their feet on the carpets and then zap unsuspecting brothers! Or switch off the lights and watch the spark being transferred onto each others noses:). Also pasta never cooks the same at this altitude. I always need to add a minute or two.

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    • Expatorama May 31, 2016 / 8:28 am

      That’s hilarious, I WON’T be telling my two about the zapping of unsuspecting siblings or sparks on noses! I’m sure they’d be all too keen to try it out. 🙂

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  2. Sine June 9, 2016 / 3:58 am

    Love this post and will share on https://www.facebook.com/JoburgExpat/. And I’m glad to say, I can add another one to your list, if you’re a tennis player: Don’t think you can use those balls you shipped in your container from wherever you bought them. They won’t be high altitude balls, and as such will bounce so high you won’t know what hit you. You need to buy special high altitude balls, which is all they’ll carry at your local Joburg store, like Sportsman’s Warehouse.

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    • Expatorama June 9, 2016 / 5:17 am

      Wow Sine – I had no idea about tennis balls, that’s a brilliant tip! Thanks in advance for the share.

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  3. Kimayne Grieshaber June 11, 2016 / 10:45 pm

    Buy a lot of sta soft and use it in all of your washing and a big yes to the humidifier. On the plus side your hair and make up will stay perfect all day. No himidity no frizz, no humidity no running mascara. Also one can dress properly even in the heat. At the coast the humidity makes that impossible. Oh and your washing and towels dry in no time at all. We hang our towels in the sun every day, winter time too and they always smell like sunshine. No damp here 😀

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    • Expatorama June 12, 2016 / 5:55 am

      Thanks Kimanye – yes, we do get through a lot of fabric softener. Maybe I should buy shares in Sta Soft? Actually, I’d never thought about it, but you’re right about hair looking good and washing always drying. Thanks for pointing out the perks of mile high living.

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