South African English (“Sanglish”) can be confusing to an English speaker who has just arrived from elsewhere in the world…
The English spoken in the UK, US, Australia and Canada is similar, yet distinctly different. As is the English in India, Nigeria and South Africa. Each one has evolved separately from the same language tree, all adapting to their own unique environment along the way absorbing history and culture into their grammar and vocabulary resulting in each case in a rich and unique branch of English.
Read the silly ditties below to give you a contrived example of how indecipherable South African English could be at first listen.
South African English Version
Some spellings have been adjusted so that you read it how it sounds.
An oak and his stukkie in a bakkie on a koppie.
He says “Come to my side for a bry and a doppie”
She says “Liquor man. Now now? Buy a donkey. “
He says “don’t eat those na cheese, sis man they are frot.
Eish, sorry my bokkie, instead have some La Motte.”
The ‘translation’ is slightly contrived to make it rhyme.
Jack and Jill in a pickup on a hill
He says “come to mine for a drink and a grill”
She says “Nice! Right now? Thanks a lot.”
He says “Don’t eat those oranges, they are full of rot
Oh, sorry my darling, instead have some La Motte.”
Then there are tackies and lappies and boerewors and biltong, rooibos and rooineks but I shan’t go on and on.
Apologies to the lovely people of South Africa if I have made any glaring errors.
That’s the end of the post, but if you want to read on there’s a little vocab list for you to refer to. If you don’t want to read on, why not read one of my other posts? You can find out about those bullets I dodged here or the joys of adopting a rescue dog here or the utter privilege of travelling with small children here.
|SOUTH AFRCIAN ENGLISH||SOUNDS LIKE||MEANS
|My Side||My place|
|Doppie||Doppy||Drink (often alcoholic)|
|Now now||Right now
|Baie Dankie||Buy a donkey||Thanks a lot|
|Bokkie||Literally it’s a ‘small buck’, but can be used as a term of endearment.|
|La Motte||A South African wine label that rhymes with frot. I’m a big fan of their sauvignon blanc.|